Thursday, April 7, 2011

Announcement to Applicants: A Reminder


Funny really, what if there's this one company in which we could pass our "love resumes"? They would go over it and forward it to people who will match our likes and dislikes (aside from forwarding it to people, flyers will also be printed for faster dispersal of information). Of course, just like in a regular resume, length of past relationships will also be stated just for reference. The fun part is (if ever someone starts this company) is when people start calling you... That's the time when your "selection" begins... Easy to say, fun to think of, but for sure it will never happen. But I'm cool with that. Life was never made easy anyways.

I've got this friend, Gary's his name. He has all of the characteristics he wants for a guy (no, this is not a typo) written or if I may say, saved in a word file. The moment I asked him what he likes, he pulled up the word document, and voila, there it is, written by the bullet. For some, its kinda weird, but for me, I think that's fine. At least he knows what he likes, right?

But how do we know what we really like? What if, the person who passed our standards, fail us? I guess, we're back to zero and better rewrite what I would like to call a "standards list". 

Are you sure you really want to "apply" for love? Maybe, because of that certain emptiness inside that was caused from a past hurt or lack of affection from the people around you? People have their own reasons for yearning, but whatever that is I believe that there is always somebody for someone, if you know what I mean. 

The best thing to do I guess is to wait. Be more patient if you've been doing such in years. Who knows? By doing so, you might just receive the best offer out there.


-fin- 

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